Be Prepared. Be Very Prepared.

Washington, DC – 27 July 2017

Only days after a controversial, partisan, and predictably vulgar address to the Boy Scouts of America, a source in the White House has revealed that the President has proposed a new Scout Sign (pictured) and drafted a new Scout Law for the group. 

The draft Law reads:

A Trump is

  • Erratic
  • Unfaithful
  • Deceptive
  • Acrimonious
  • Rude
  • Callous
  • Insolent
  • Dour
  • Reckless
  • Lily-Livered
  • Filthy, and
  • Profane.

The President is quoted as saying that, with this new law, he hopes to ‘Make Scouting Great Again’.

It’s unlikely, of course, that the current text will be changed any time soon. The President has had very little luck with laws of any sort. Sad!

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