Some highlights from tonight’s debate.
DT: Who am I? Why am I here? (silence)
LH: Mr Trump?
DT ‘No really. What the hell is everyone thinking?’ (checks watch)
I won’t make Deplorable Donald’s naiveté an issue.
I won’t exploit for political purposes his yuge inexperience.
There is no Russian domination of Crimea, and there never will be under a Trump administration. (walks around stage)
I was served by Ronald McDonald.
Ronald McDonald was friendly to me.
Donald, you’re no Ronald McDonald.
Three branches of government when I get there are gone.
The Legislative, the Judicial, and … what’s the third one?
Donald Trump taking credit for ending the birther nonsense is like the rooster taking credit for the sunrise. (sighs)
There I go again.